I been pushin’ that diesel since early dawn
I ain’t had no sleep boys, I don’t know how long
whole lotta trouble just makin’ them curves
Now I need a little something to try and settle my nerves

So hey little waitress, make my coffee strong
I’d like a king size filter and a country song
few pots of coffee to kinda pick me up
Caffeine, Nicotine, and Benzedrine, wish me luck

Well I was rollin down the highway with heavy eyes
I saw a lit up billboard that had to advertise
Everything for the [bad word]  lots of parking space
And a sign out front that says “Boys this is the place

So hey little waitress, make my coffee strong
I’d like a king size filter and a country song
few pots of coffee to kinda pick me up
Caffeine, Nicotine, and Benzedrine, wish me luck

Well I got hungover, I left Chicago late
I got a big boss man boy that just don’t like to wait
?? in the mornin’, I got to burn the wind
And I ain’t gonna make it, son, by the shape I’m in

So hey little waitress, make my coffee strong
I’d like a king size filter and a country song
few pots of coffee to kinda pick me up
Caffeine, Nicotine, and Benzedrine, wish me luck