I'm waging war against me 
I'm trying to free my mind, you see 
I think I am quite insane 
Trying to find my reptile brain 
But then I'm gonna nuke it 
Then I'm gonna send the [bad word] flying... 
byebye brain... 

I looked into the eyes of an idiot 
and in him I saw myself 
People walking by, 
disgusted faces at a distance 
They seem to think they're better, 
Man you know that is a lie 

but it's hard to see a peer in one with 
whom you can't identify 

I gazed into the eyes of the madman 
and I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself 
All these little things we do, our way of life, 
We're babies, repeating everything we see, 
stem-celled from TV 

Looking back I wonder if it was just a huge 
lack of discipline 
That stopped me from ever learning algebra 
Maybe I'm just too dumb 
(monkey see, monkey do) 

I've found my sole purpose 
I need to evolve, and fast 
when we talk, if I nod off 
smack my face, I won't be cross 
Teach me as you would a 
Teach me as you would a dog 

strapped to my lazy-chair 
sitting in the living room where 
I watch Discovery all day long 
Evolving as I sing this song: 
I'm a Modern Einstein (x6)