Oh, whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
Yeah, so join me for a drink boys
Oh, we're gonna make a big noise
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the check
We'll get [bad word] to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah, have a drink on me
Have a drink on [bad word] on

I'm dizzy, [bad word] and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
Yes, my glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
Yeah, [bad word] on, have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the check
We'll get [bad word] to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah, have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Get stoned

Have a drink on me
Oh, have a drink on me, yeah
Oh, have a drink on [bad word] on

Oh, gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swig
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me [bad word] on all the boys
Make a noise
Have a drink on me (have a drink on me)
Have a drink on me (have a drink on me)
Oh, have a drink on me (have a drink on me)

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me