(Violent J)
I was never popular this I'll admit [bad word] school never liked me Goo!
All the kids would always beat me until I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that [bad word] never bothered me Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
Gobblegobblegobble, it was the [bad word] (yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But [bad word] that, I got my girlie right here...yeah!

 [bad word] 
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We [bad word] eternity

(Violent J)
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother [bad word] , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to [bad word] on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little [bad word]  I'll skin your [bad word] hides!"
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
 [bad word] #33; [bad word] #33; I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the [bad word] window
I see a [bad word]  almost time to roll
 [bad word] the head [bad word] on [bad word] on
It's the [bad word]  bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
 [bad word] #33; [bad word] #33; Didn't work

 [bad word] 

It wasn't always easy  [bad word] no!) let me tell ya
But [bad word] that, cause I ain't no failure
I put the [bad word] with the ?things? and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?
It's alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup
It will do exactly...hold up, pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man, [bad word] that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up just like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this [bad word] 
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!)

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