[bad word]  It’s really bright up here.
 I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses.
 If I knew we were shooting a video outside
 Now some of you up there might be on your roof talking to yourself too. 
 But you're not famous rappers, 
 so no one cares.
 Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going downstairs.

 You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I can read em
 Ha! too bad I got em memorized I don’t even need em
 Yeah I still got homophobic liness but you can’t get upset
 Cus that [bad word] Elton John and I once did a duet
 To my fans, 
 I apologize [bad word] your life
 I’ll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife
 He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin’
 Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third person
 His rapping is hilarious [bad word] serious
 And if you make fun of him then he will get freakin' furious
 Cus he can dish it out but he just can’t take it
 Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it 

 Who’s this dude looking at me? He looks just like me
 He’s clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me
 Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran
 Musta been a crazy fan. Oh, [bad word]  there he is again (alternate line) Oh no maybe it was Stan?

 I’m not afraid to throw a chair
 it was from IKEA so I don’t care
 I’m bumping into people on the street
 I’m wearing Shape Ups on my feet
 I’m just like you. I’ve been there too. 
 I’m rich and famous so I take that back it’s not [bad word] 
 It was my decision to do [bad word]  I did it for fun but now I’m done
 Now I’ll go back to making puns 
 about Kim Kardashian
 and her two tons buns of fun 
 so gargantuan that they block out the sun
 I’m the worlds greatest rapper, a fact that’s undisputed
 But for some reason I act like I am persecuted

 If you think I’m a turkey well then you can just stuff it
 I’m the only MC to have a beef with a puppet
 I could rap about, Afghanistan, Iraq or BP
 But I’d rather make fun of some minor celebrities

 Here’s a list of people that I’d like to impeach
 Patricia Headon, Will [bad word] Studdard, and Screech
 But I won’t diss Kanye or Lil Wayne that ain’t fun
 They’re both really nice, they ain’t hurt no one
 But, [bad word] Michael J. Fox, cus he shakes when he walks
 Aren’t you glad that I’m back to get this message across?

 I’m not afraid to get really [bad word]  At all my critics that hardly exist
 I’m such whiny baby I’ll [bad word]  I’m rich as [bad word] my records sell
 I’m such an [bad word]  but I get a pass
 People love me cus I can rhyme words really fast