Well she wants to be a singer in the band 
Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a microphone 
Looks like she's all alone 
She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend 
She keeps staring me out with her ole black & blue eyes 

And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance 
And I was never that good at being nice when I should 
I guess she'll forgive me right before she tries to kill me 
Coz I sold her on yesterday's [bad word] take me o my... eye eyes...

I can take her waltz just so she could kick my head in 
I do believe I was [bad word] and both that my head's [bad word] I guess her name was Tina coz before I'd even seen her 
I was lost in her what's your name
And just get me for tie... eye eyes... [bad word] take me o my... eye eyes... 

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to 
And if she does she's getting there slow 
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be 
And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me 

And you look so dagger
Begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips 
And she said o my dearest I'm not pretty and isn't it a pity 
That you won't kiss these rotten lips 
So take me o my... eye... eyes
Ole black & blue eyes

And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go
And if she does she's getting there slow 
And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be 
And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me