What do you wear
When you need to impress
Just slip into high heals
And a brand new little black dress

Love is a vampire
Haunting the city at night
In chic uniform
Short black and tight

You're such a success
Wearing a little black dress
And out to impress
Wearing a little black dress

Love is a vampire
Haunting the city at night
In chic uniform
Short black and tight

Flushed with success
Wearing a little black dress
Dressed to impress
Wearing a little black dress

Look at you
Are you lonely
Is TV how your night ends?
You need some smarter friends

(That [bad word] is gonna rob you of your ambition)
(My only ambition is to get high and watch TV)

Pessimism
Is another word for depressed
For which post-feminism
Prescribes you a little black dress

You're such a princess
Wearing a little black dress
So chic such finesse
Wearing a little black dress
You're naked unless
You're wearing a little black dress
And flushed with success
Wearing a little black dress