When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my pillow from what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all
She said: Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall, learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you, just laugh to make them disappear
So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up at the creepy
Whoop it up with the weepy
Chortle at the kooky
Snortle at the spooky
 And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another [bad word] and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... HAHAHAHA...heh...
LAAAUGH!