[bad word] to Kind’s Landing, a city of kings and whores where everything can happen.
Yes, quite right.
Do be careful, ‘cause [bad word] s about to get real’
Do be careful, ‘cause [bad word] s about to get real’

Hoooo
Well, I’m the [bad word]  King
Robert Baratheon, wrathful and nasty
When I drop the [bad word]  hammer, invade like a pathogen
Now gimme three whores, so I can smack that [bad word] again
And build a bigger orphanage to put all my [bad word] in.

Me wife’s a brother [bad word] and a straight-up [bad word] 
Who gave me three blonde [bad word]  but her daddy is rich
Wine!
All this [bad word] lickin’’s makin’ me sick I thank the gods that a boar put a tusk through my pancreas.

CERSEI: I gestated my bro’s DNA...
TYRION: Not mine.
CERSEI: ...throught my inbred kids were okay
But I’m afraid that...
NED: Joffrey is a half-wit, demented, sadistic piece of [bad word] 

JOFFREY: You better say that I’m the king or I’ll chop of your head I’ll put your genitals in the genital jar I keep in a drawer beside my bed.
SANSA: Your grace.
JOFFREY: Yes, give her a gift, hit her in the face.
Women are so weak and weary bring her back when she has her period.
Burn the traitors, [bad word] the North, kill the babies, [bad word] the poor, 
I’m so bored with cutting out tongues, but I’m gettin’ it down, mutilating whores.
MARGAERY: Is this yours? 
JOFFREY: Yes, it is.
MARGAERY: Talk about killing, I love that [bad word]  
Stabbing, hacking, blood and guts.
JOFFREY: Hold on, I’m about to [bad word]