[Gerard:] Well, are you ready, Ray?
[Ray:] Yeah...
[Gerard:] How about you, Frank?
[Frank:] Oh, I'm there, baby
[Gerard:] How about you, Mikey?
[Mikey:] [bad word] ready...
[Gerard:] Well, I think I'm alright
1-2-3-4

3-2-1 We came to [bad word] Everybody party till the [bad word] Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun
And get a parking violation on La Brea till it's done
Hair Back, collar up, jet black, so cool!
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you, c'mon

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)
Play the game and take band real far (c'mon!)
Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)
Pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're all right, honey
Pills don't help but it sure is funny
Gimme gimme some of that vampire money c'mon!

Oh you look like somebody I used to love

3-2-1 we got the bomb
Everybody hurry till the tax [bad word] Glimmer like Bolan in the morning sun
And get your finger on the trigger
Tap the barrel of the a gun
Hair back, [bad word] 
Jet black, so cool
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you (c'mon!)

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)
Play the game and take band real far (c'mon!)
Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)
Pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're all right, honey
Pills don't help but it sure is funny
Gimme gimme some of that vampire money c'mon!

Oh [bad word] yeah
That's right
1-2-3-4

Well 3-2-1 we came to [bad word] Everybody party till the [bad word] Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun
And get a parking violation on La Brea till it's done
Hair Back, collar up, jet black, so cool!
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you (c'mon!)

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)
Play the game and take band real far (c'mon!)
Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)
Pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're all right, honey
Pills don't help but it sure is funny
Gimme gimme some of that vampire money c'mon!
C'mon!