Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin 
She got them from the shelf upon the wall 
Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her 
She didn't hear her little baby call 
(Waaah!) 

Dead babies 
Can't take care of themselves 
Dead babies 
Can't take things off the shelf 
Well we didn't want you anyway 
Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la 

Daddy is an agrophile in Texas 
Mommy's on the bar most every night 
Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard 
Living there in burgundy and white 

Dead babies 
Can't take care of themselves 
Dead babies 
Can't take things off the shelf 
Well we didn't love you anyway 
Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la 

Goodbye, Little Betty 
Goodbye, Little Betty 
So long, Little Betty 
So long, Little Betty 
Betty, so long 

Dead babies 
Can't take care of themselves 
Dead babies 
Can't take things off the shelf 
Well we didn't need you anyway 
Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la 

Goodbye, Little Betty 

(Order in the court! Order in the court room! 
Order! Order in the court! Order!...)