Aw, who's the queen of the locker room 
Who's the cream of the crop 
Well Joey took her to the matinee 
Said, "God, she wouldn't stop!" 

Holy muscle of love 
My heart's a muscle 

Well, I must [bad word] to that crazy age 
Where ev'rything is hot 
'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking 
Are normal thoughts or not 

Holy muscle of love 
Well, I got a muscle of love 
Yeah 
Ooh 

I read Dad's books like I did before 
Now things are crystal clear 
Lock the door in the bathroom now 
I just can't get caught in here 

Holy muscle of love 
Well, I got a muscle of love 
Holy muscle of love 
I got a muscle of love 
Holy muscle of love 
My heart's a muscle of love 
Holy muscle of love 
Well, I got a muscle of love 
Yeah, yeah, yeah 
Must be a gift from above 
Yeah, yeah, yeah 

(Hallelujah, etc.)