In 83 I bought Kill em All

I circle moshed with the Phantom Lord

I hit the lights with the Metal Militia

and pulled madd teeth with no Anasthesia

 

In 84 I bought Ride The Lightning

I Faded to Black and the Death was Creeping

Trapped Under Ice I heard the Bell Toll

There was no Escape when Ktulu Called

 

In 86 I bought Master of Puppets

and [bad word] Home my Disposable Heroes

Me and [bad word] Battery

The Death of Cliff is What Should Not Be

 

So go back in the closet and write some new riffs

or atleast own up to Killing Cliff

Hes spinning in his grave during your rehab stints

I thought youd never get gayer than Kirks [bad word] Lisp
 [bad word] records tours and VH1 Specials

Youve clowned yourselves into the jokes of metal

I dont care how many times you load

Your blackened eye will shows theres Justice For All