Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
 Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
 Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh
 And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy

 Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinquo, senco, ses

 You know, it’s kinda hard just to get along today
 Our subject isn’t cool, but he fakes it anyway
 He may not have a clue and he may not have style
 But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

 So don’t debate, a player straight
 You know he really doesn’t get it anyway
 Gonna play the field, and keep it real
 For you, no way, for you, no way
 So if you don’t rate, just [bad word] 
 At least, you’ll know you can always go on ricki lake
 The world needs wannabes
 So hey hey, do that brand new thing