st. louis, chicago, kansas city
the way some people mosh is a [bad word] pitty
back and forth?? what the [bad word] !
haven't you heard OF THE CIRCLE PIT
the kc shuffle just ain't the same
red rover is a third grade game
we can still be friends i just have to say
don't let people know you MOSH THAT WAY

MOSHIST - don't call me a 
MOSHIST - you dance funny
 [bad word] THAT [bad word] LET'S CIRCLE PIT

you call me a moshist, of the moshist reich??
who am i to say the way you dance isn't right??
moshing in a rectangle goes against nature
slamming in a circle MAKES IT RAGER
even metalheads they [bad word] around as fast as they can
your new kind of mosh just [bad word] with tradition
if you can't stand the pit pit GET OUT OF THE MOSH KITCHEN

MOSHIST - don't call me a 
MOSHIST - you dance funny [bad word] THAT [bad word] LET'S CIRCLE PIT