You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) 
I'm just a regular guy, 
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) 
Nobody ever gave a [bad word] before, 
all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me) 
Now everybody [bad word] they mouth 
and take shots at me (take shots at me)

Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin 
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog 
with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar 
hollerin at him cause the son of a [bad word] won't quit barkin 
(grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a [bad word] shotgun 
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in 
Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous 
blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is 
Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin of Chris Wallace 
 [bad word] off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this 
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em 
and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets 
And amidst all this Christ' poppin and wristwatches 
I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous 
and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin 
startin [bad word] like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") 
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin 
with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started 
These [bad word] brats can't sing and Britney's garbage 
What's this [bad word] retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars 
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling 
Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent? 
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned 
passionate [bad word] whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? 
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of [bad word] 
Boy/girl groups make me sick 
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you [bad word] in public 
I'ma love it. (hahaha) 
Vanilla Ice don't like me (uh-uh) 
Said some [bad word] in Vibe to spite me (yup) 
Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) 
bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me 
 [bad word] around screamin, "I don't care," to spite me (nah nah) 
I think I was put here to annoy the world 
and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl 
Plus I was put here to put fear in [bad word] who spray Faygo Root Beer 
and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look [bad word] 
 [bad word] and Silent [bad word] 
Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away  [bad word] punks) 
And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you [bad word] [bad word] the [bad word] out 
Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out 
after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out 
(AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they [bad word]  blaow! 
Look at [bad word] your mouth again 
when you ain't seen a [bad word] Mile Road, South of 10 
And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females 
in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails 
"Slim [bad word] " you [bad word] right, Slim [bad word] 
I don't get [bad word] in mine like you two little flaming [bad word] #33;

Cause I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) 
I'm not a wrestler guy, 
I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me)  [bad word] and see me on the streets alone 
if you [bad word] doubt me  [bad word] doubt me) 
And if you [bad word] your mouth 
 [bad word] take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)

Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me? 
You little groupie [bad word]  get off me, go [bad word] Puffy 
Now because of this blonde mop that's on top 
and this [bad word] up head that I've got, I've gone pop? 
The underground just spunned around and did a 360 
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies 
"Oh, he just did some [bad word] with Missy, 
so now he thinks he's too big to do some [bad word] with MC Get-Bizzy" 
My [bad word] [bad word] mom's su