Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
everybody was stoned, even the mouse.

Man from the [bad word] house and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my [bad word] and busted my bladder!

I went downstairs and what did I see?!
fat little red [bad word] hangin' from a tree.

He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
and a big fat hairy [bad word] for the family [bad word] 

That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya see?

She didn't even... 
She didn't see my thing behind you, leave you for this private eye, 
I was there to give'em near to my, zima zima mommy fah, 
I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you, came to the grizma,
Give'em a taste of me, give'em a little excitement to the [bad word] monkey, 
Your monkey can stay with me, 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
Ahhhh 
Ahhhhhhhh 

Chevy took my brain, same old [bad word] sucked my [bad word] that day, 
He will never zima zima, never never not that day, 
I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah, 
But he thinks he's better than me, uma zooma nooga dunga, 
You can suck my [bad word] all day, one, two, three, four, 
Santa can suck my [bad word] all day