Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo 

Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all 
One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA 
Her dreams went out the door 
When she turned twenty-four 
Only been with one man 
What happened to her plan

She was gonna be an actress 
She was gonna be a star 
She was gonna shake that [bad word] 
On the hood of White Snake's car 
her yellow SUV
is now the enemy
Looks at her average life 
And nothing has been alright 

 [bad word] Springsteen, Madonna 
Way before Nirvana 
There was U2 and Blondie 
And music still on MTV 
Her two kids in high school 
They tell her that she's uncool 
Cause she's still preoccupied 
With 19, 19, 1985 

Woohoohoo 
(1985) 
Woohoohoo

She's seen all the classics, she knows every line 
'Breakfast Club', 'Pretty in Pink' 
Even 'Saint Elmo's Fire'
She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan 
Thought she'd get a hand 
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini skirt made of snake skin
And who's the other guy singing in Van Halen
when did reality [bad word] tv
what ever happen to [bad word]  game shows 

(on the radio) 

Springsteen, Madonna 
Way before Nirvana 
There was U2 and Blondie 
And music still on MTV 
Her two kids in high school 
They tell her that she's uncool 
Cause she's still preoccupied 
With 19, 19, 1985 

Woohoohoo

Woohoohoo

She hates time, make it stop 
When did Motley [bad word] [bad word] classic rock
and when did Ozzy [bad word] an actor?
Please make this stop
stop!
And bring back 

Springsteen, Madonna 
Way before Nirvana 
There was U2 and Blondie 
And music still on MTV 
Her two kids in high school 
They tell her that she's uncool 
Cause she's still preoccupied 
With 1985 

With [bad word] Springsteen, Madonna 
Way before Nirvana 
There was U2 and Blondie 
And music still on MTV 
Her two kids in high school 
They tell her that she’s uncool 
Cause she's still preoccupied 
With 19, 19, 1985