I want to [bad word] her on the floor
Among my books of ancient lore
So I will make a full report
I got a [bad word] Girlfriend

It's not the four-inch heels she wears
It's not her baby-fine blond hair
It's more the desert in her stare
I've got a [bad word] Girlfriend

She's not the colt
That she once was
She's elegant
But youth is lost
Still she has ways to make me talk
I love you [bad word] Girl

Her French is perfect
So's her butt
She wears two crosses
Tangled up
She's independent
She's not dumb
Tough little [bad word] Girl

So now I've [bad word] her on the floor
Among my books of ancient lore
And I have made a full report
About a [bad word] Girl