Earl had a baby
Baby was her name
He knew she was crazy
Tiny was the same
Down behind the shed
Slaughtering the hog
Slice along the belly
Feed it to the dog

1,2,3 who should i kill?
Everymother [bad [bad word] up the hill
1,2,3 what should i do?
Get [bad word] up and [bad word] up you

 [bad word] Liquor
Make ya sicker
 [bad word] Liquor
Do it quicker

(spoken x2)
Baby: Yeah we liked to get [bad word] up
Goober: Yeah i like to get [bad word] up too
Baby: Yeah I bet you do

Tim had a baby
Otis was his name
White as a ghost totally insane
Otis loves the girls
Young and clean
Drowning in a bucket of gasoline

1,2,3 who should i kill?
Everymother [bad [bad word] up the hill
1,2,3 what should i do?
Get [bad word] up and [bad word] up you

 [bad word] Liquor
Make ya sicker
 [bad word] Liquor
Do it quicker

(spoken x2)
Baby: Yeah we liked to get [bad word] up
Goober: Yeah i like to get [bad word] up too
Baby: Yeah I bet you do

Dont you know something
They wont tell
Gone all night
Send them to a [bad word] 
Burnin in the house
Spirits are alive
tongue lashing mama
Help em to survive

1,2,3 who should i kill?
Everymother [bad [bad word] up the hill
1,2,3 what should i do?
Get [bad word] up and [bad word] up you

 [bad word] Liquor
Make ya sicker
 [bad word] Liquor
Do it quicker