Bust it 

 This here's a tale for all the fellas 
 Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us 
 Get shot down 'cause you're over zealous 
 Play hard to get, females get jealous 

 Okay smartie, go to a party 
 Girls are scantily clad and showin' body 
 chick walks by, you wish you could  her 
 But you're standin' on the wall like you was Poindexter 

 Next day's function, high class luncheon 
 Food is served, and you're stone cold munchin' 
 [bad word] on, people start to dance 
 But then you ate so much, you nearly split your pants 

 girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin' 
 Sits down next to you and starts talkin' 
 Said she wanna dance 'cause she likes the groove 
 [bad word] on, fatso, and just bust a move 

 Uh, hey, ya, uh, uh, hey, ya 
 Just bust a move 
 Uh, hey, uh, ya, uh, hey, ya, uh, uh 

 You're on a mission and you're wishin' 
 Someone could cure your lonely condition 
 Lookin' for love in all the wrong places 
 No fine girls, just ugly faces 

 From [bad word]  first inclination 
 Is to [bad word] a monk and leave the situation 
 But every dark tunnel has a light of hope 
 So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope 

 Your movie's showin', so you're goin' 
 Could care less about the five you're blowin' 
 Theater gets dark just to start the show 
 And then you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row 

 She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello  [bad word] sit next to me, you fine fellow" 
 [bad word] over there without a second to lose 
 And [bad word] next, hey bust a move 

 If you want it, you got it 
 If you want it, baby, you got it 
 Just bust a move 
 If you want it, you got it 
 If you want it, baby, you got it 

 In the city, ladies look pretty 
 Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty 
 Tell a funny joke just to get some play 
 Then you try to make a move and she says, "no way" 

 Girls are fakin', goodness sakin' 
 They want a man who brings home the bacon 
 Got no money, and you got no car 
 Then you got no woman, and there you are 

 Some girls are sadistic, materialistic 
 Looking for a man makes them opportunistic 
 They're lyin' on the beach perpetratin' a tan 
 So that a brother with the money can be their man 

 So on the beach you're strollin', real high rollin' 
 Everything you have is yours and not stolen 
 [bad word] up with somethin' to prove 
 So don't just stand there, bust a move 

 If you want it, you got it 
 If you want it, baby, you got it 
 Just bust a move 
 If you want it, you got it 
 If you want it, baby, you got it 

 Break it down for me, fellas 
 Huh, hey, ya, uh, huh, ooh, hey, ya 
 Uh, uh, hey, ya, ee, uh, uh, uh, ya 

 Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry 
 In five days from now he's gonna marry 
 He's hopin' you can make it there if you can 
 'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man 

 You say "neato," check your libido 
 And roll to the church in your new tuxedo 
 The bride walks down just to start the wedding 
 And there's one more girl you won't be getting 

 So you start thinkin', then you start blinkin' 
 bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin' 
 She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back 
 And then you're feelin' really fine 'cause the girl is stacked 

 Reception's jumpin, bass is pumpin' 
 Look at the girl, and your heart starts thumpin' 
 Says she wants to dance to a different groove 
 Now you know what to do, G, bust a move 

 You want it, you got it 
 If you want it, baby, you got it 
 Just bust a move 
 If you want it, you got it 
 If you want it, baby, you got it 

 Move it, b