Rise all my soldiers the Lich king is here*
 Gather your “chars” to set some fear
 We're all level one and we fight with our hands
 See you in Bad Lands

 But now when we're here they say that we're wrong
 They're leaving my raid now I’m standing alone
 I’m walking in Bad Lands with my wooden sword
 Now [bad word] for live cause I’m hunted by hordes

 I’m trying to escape to Ironforge
 I’m hunted by the hordes
 They're mounted and it so far away

 I’m sick of being be ganked all [bad word] day
 In Stormwind I will stay
 And then I will be so AFK

 I’m walking through Deadmines
 With cloth on my mage
 And I try to fight the mobs
 But it hurts

 I'm calling my friend because he's fat and alone
 You're using Skype instead of the phone
 He's at level 80 and epic like [bad word]  I’m all out of spells

 Now I’m standing outside cause I’m waiting for you
 But I’m not alone the hordes are here too
 I try to be friendly please what have I done
 Don’t kill me I’m just level 1.

 I try to blink away
 This is how I play
 The same old story
 Every day

 I don’t want to die
 As junior noob ally
 But when I’m in outlands
 I'll fly