Mom and Dad don't look so hot these days 
They're getting over the hill 
Death is closing in and catching up 
As far as I can tell 
Got a plan of action and cold blood 
And it smells of defiance 
I'll just wait for Mom and Dad to die 
And get my inheritance 

Now I want more 
'Cause I'm getting bored 
And I'm going nowhere fast 

I was once filled with doubt 
Now it's all figured out 
Nothing good can last 
Crows feet and rot are setting in 

And time [bad word] out 
My parent's [bad word] interest rate 
Is gaining higher clout I'm a snot nosed slob 
Without a job 
And I know I [bad word] Well should 

Mom and dad don't look so hot these days 
But my future's looking good