Dude, Harry Potter ain't freakin' hardcore. 
He's a stupid, magic-making, spell-giving, nerd.
Hey, hey, hey, Sergeant Soy, I'm tellin' you. 
I know he looks like an emo kid, with his little glasses, 
But he loves hardcore. I know him. I'm tellin' you.
Yeah, that sissy wand makes him look real tough.
I'm tellin' you Sergeant Soy! 
He's My friend, stop talking [bad word] about my friend.
Yeah, real hardcore.
Oh yeah well...

Whatcha' gonna do about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Whatcha' gonna say about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Even though he rides a broom,
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
I just saw him beat down Dumbledore!
Herminione and Ginny, Harry called both hags!
They think he's gone crazy!
Harry loves the Cro-Mags!

Whatcha' gonna do about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Whatcha' gonna say about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Even though he rides a broom,
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
I just saw him burn down Gryfindor!
 [bad word] #33;
Harry's spell caused a flood!
He's moshin' in his room!
Cause he loves Pufferblood!

Whatcha' gonna do about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Whatcha' gonna say about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Even though he rides a broom,
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Cause I just saw him beat down Dumbledore!

HARRY!
POTTER!
IS HARDY!
CORE THAN YOU!
HE'S HARDER THAN YOU! [x3]
MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU!
BLEH!