I'm falling in love with Debbie Boone
I hope I get to meet her soon
She looks so pure, so [bad word] good
I'd be faithful yes i would
Holy Schmoley so hot and holy
Finger licking good like guacamole
Anyone got her home phone number
Like without Debbie is a total bummer

 [bad word] and Christian, her faith and [bad word]  [bad word] and Christian, born again lust
 [bad word] and Christian, what a mystique
 [bad word] and Christian, my little Angelique

Baby, baby you light up my life
Baby, baby would you be my wife
I want to be more than a fan
To be your one and only God fearing man
No matter how far or harsh the weather
We'll make a church and pray together
Personal friends of Jim and Tammy Baker
contented hubby and little home maker

 [bad word] and Christian, guest spots on pay T.V
 [bad word] and Christian, the happiest Christians that'll ever be
 [bad word] and Christian, paid virginal dues
 [bad word] and Christian, whiter than daddy's shoes

Jesus whispering into our ear
Replaying the message for us all to hear
If we ever go astray or get lost
Remember our Lord died on the cross
With strength we can win
Against these creeping thoughts of sin
And if we pray for hours and hours
Eternal salvation will be ours

Those religious preachers we'll have to endure
But our souls will be clean and pure
Being with her would be total bliss
Just to hold hands, neck and kiss
Blinders on day to day
Make believe every thing's okay
Anyone got her home phone number
Life without Debbie is a total bummer