Why must I stand on my toes? 
Perfect smile and skin tight clothes 
Cinched waist, no [bad word] to [bad word] with 
stamp on my [bad word] 
Little girls worship me, 
And that'll [bad word] to pass 
But at last.... 
I'm turning over a new loaf 
I'm eating dry toast 
I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet, 
I have cellulite 
Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling 
Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling 
Bitterness Barbie, [bad word] are sagging 
What if I had a mastectomy? 
Would they buy a one [bad word] barbie? 
With wiskers, clogged up pores 
You know they'd take me out of the stores 
Kids don't like me, moms are mad, 
I'm going off the market cause I look so sad. 
Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling 
Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling 
Bitterness Barbie, [bad word] are sagging 
Bitterness Barbie, her [bad word] is dragging
Her [bad word] is dragging, her [bad word] are sagging
Female pattern baldness befell 
Barbie wigs so no one can tell 

barbie with age spots, well I never 
vericose veins would sure be clever 
"Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today 
Shave my toes and back today 
Imagine if my eyes were crossed 
Or if my hair was grey and course 
With a sneer on my face 
And a stain in my panties 
hairy crotch, an extra nipple! 
I'm turning over a new loaf 
I'm eating dry toast 
I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet 
I have cellulite 
Crying tears of Crisco grease 
Was I a beauty? 
I a beast?
Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling 
Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling 
Bitterness Barbie, [bad word] are sagging 
Bitterness Barbie, her [bad word] is dragging
Her [bad word] is dragging, her [bad word] are sagging