hii, fuu, hii, fuu, mii, yoo!

taikutsu ya ROKKU damashii tazusaete
hitorigurashi no bakuon jinsei
tennen no chouchin FUGU na poppeta de
machi wo KAOSU ni kyou mo makikomu
TSUNDERE wa INTERIJENSU no akashi nari
kyou mo kare ni wa naze ka kokurezu
takkyuu ni inochi wo sasage ashikoshi wo [bad word] tame ni DORAMU tatakou

konna BANDO demo yarase ja nee
konna MENBAA ROKKU ja nee [bad word] no wa ondo ja nee
tadoritsuku no wa nehan ja nee

warera wa MEIZU (Yeah!)
MEIDO sugata de
sanjou sanjou!
(ACHOO!)
kokora wa meido (Yeah!)
jiken genba wa
sanjou sanjou!
(ACHAA…)
muteki no MEIZU (Yeah!)
benpi wa nanzan
kanchou kanchou!
(ACHOO!!)
kiyoku tadashiku isagiyoku SHIISAIDO wa zessan! eigyouchuu!!
(okaeri nasai mase)

kowai me de shiroi [bad word] wo uchikaesu
yasashiki kokoro mune ni [bad word] [bad word] ja saishokukenbi ada ni [bad word] ashi wo sukuware kiyoubinbou
KY na funsuikami no PECHAPAI na [bad word] mizugi JASUTO [bad word] yo (monku [bad word] kaa!!)
kinpatsu ga kaze ni nabiita houkago ya
BEESU no oto de tsukkomi wasurezu

REA na SHOU daga shikomi wa nee
konna butai ni tehon wa nee [bad word] no wa MIKKU ja nee [bad word] no wa ofuro ja nee

warera wa MEIZU (Yeah!)
MEIDO ishou de
tanjou tanjou!
(ACHOO!)
toufu wa daizu (Yeah!)
sugoi ryouri de
sottou sottou!
(ACHAA…)
futeki na MEIZU (Yeah!)
kimitsu rousetsu
bousou bousou!
(ACHOO!!) [bad word] [bad word] mutsumajiku SHIISAIDO wa akkan! sougyouchuu!!
(itte rasshai mase)

DORAMU, haribara [bad word] 
VAIORIN, tatsuno toshiko!
AKOODION, arashiyama hotori!
BEESU, kon futaba!

warera wa MEIZU (Yeah!)
MEIDO sugata de
sanjou sanjou!
(ACHOO!)
kokora wa meido (Yeah!)
jiken genba wa
sanjou sanjou!
(ACHAA…)
muteki no MEIZU (Yeah!)
benpi wa nanzan
kanchou kanchou!
(ACHOO!!)
sayaku tadashiku isagiyoku SHIISAIDO wa zessan! eigyouchuu!!
(MEIDO arigatou gozaimasu!)