VELMA
Those lips, those eyes
EDNA
That food, well, there ain? nothing like a spread
To get ya in the mood
VELMA
Wilbur, can?t you feel the burning flame of hot desire
You?re gonna need more than some seltzer
To put out this fire
EDNA
I?m wailing, ?look out old Baltimore?
VELMA
I?m selling something you can?t purchase
At a ten cent store
EDNA
Oh Wilbur, I feel like a [bad word] on take me to the ball
VELMA
I bet you?re tired of heavy lifting
Get your hands on something small
EDNA
Because I?m a big
VELMA
Blonde
BOTH
And beautiful
It?s time to face the facts it?s irrefutable
VELMA
Why waste one more minute
EDNA
Now I feel brand sparkin? free!
BOTH
Hey Wilbur, take a look, it?s all for?
VELMA
You!?
EDNA
You?