Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] 
Going to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only [bad word] I'll see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the fellas, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
Five to one, it's a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Spread out the [bad word] 
Too many dudes
With too many [bad word] Too close to my [bad word] Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Skedaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] Too many [bad word] on the dance floor

Too many [bad word] Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

Too many [bad word] on the-
Too many [bad word] on the- [bad word] on the- [bad word] on the- [bad word] [bad word] Dance [bad word] 
Di-di-di-di [bad word] on the dance floor

Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] Too many [bad word] on the dance floor