(Brock / Calvert)
einstein was not a handsome fellow
nobody ever called him al
he had a long moustache to pull on
it was yellow
i don't believe he ever had a girl
one thing he missed out in his theory
of time and space and relativity
is something that makes it very clear he
was never gonna score like you and me
he didn't know about

quark strangeness and charm
quark strangeness and charm
quark strangeness and charm
quark ssenegnarts and charm

i had a dangerous liason
to be found out would have been a disgrace
we had to rendezvous some days on
the corner of an undiscovered place
we got sick of chat chat chatter
and the look upon everybody's face
But all that does not not anti-matter
now we found ourselves a black hole in space
and we're talking about

quark strangeness and charm
quark strangeness and charm
quark enessgnarts and charm
quark strangeness and charm

here [bad word] it goes quark quark
.................................
quark now
...............;;;;.........?

copernicus had those renaissance ladies
crazy about his telescope
and galileo had a name that made his
reputation higher than his hope
did none of those astronomers discover
while they were staring out into the dark
that what a lady looks for in her lover
is charm strangeness and quark

quark strangeness and charm
quark strangeness and charm
quark strangeness and charm
quark sTrAnGeNeSs and charm
quark StRaNgNeSss and charm
quark Strangeness and charm
quark tsrnaegness and charm
quark strangeness and charm
quark strangeness and charm

here [bad word] quark quark