[bad word] to a brand new generation
You don't know 
So let me help you understand
You see, you try to build yourself a reputation
So you can prove to everyone 
That you're the man 
So why is it us that make you feel so helpless?
You better get it out while you still can
Cuz when those lights go on around you 
And nobody gives a [bad word] 
You're gonna wish that you had taken our advice

I've been down, I've been out
Now I can't keep my face off a cover
That ain't what it's about
You still have so much left to learn

Congratulations
They say you're the man
Congratulations
You see I do what you can't
And until they go and take my name off of the shelves
Congratulations, we're gonna give you [bad word] 

(Get 'em Matty)

They try to do it like me
But they do it all wrong
I'll pass the torch when someone [bad word] along
Congratulations to every label that ever turned me down
Me and my top 20 record aren't too worried about it now
I hope this lesson taught is a lesson learned 
Now go and bury your head while me and [bad word] the world!

Congratulations
They say you're the man (yes I am)
Congratulations
You see I do what you can't
And until they go and take my name off of the shelves
Congratulations, let's give 'em [bad word] 

Could you please give us the spotlight 
Cuz I have something to say
You may not like the subject 
But I'll say this anyway
We're so sick of all this so-called 
 [bad word] music that you play
So could you please do us a favor
Stay the [bad word] out of our way

Congratulations
They say you're the man 
Congratulations
You see I do what you can't
And until they go and take my name off of the shelves
Please, cuz I need to make more room for myself 
Congratulations