Chillin drinkin beer with my boy Shane Dawson.
I finished up that bottle just cuz empty is awesome.
NigaHiga called, he was actin all bizarre, 
hangin outside of the bar 
wastin time chasing cars. 
We agreed to meet Niga at the club at ten o'clock,
like AlphaCat and MeekaKitty hangin in the litterbox. 
youtube party? well it just might be.
I grabbed my iphone, My ipod and my ijustine.
Our boys pulled up outside in the ride,
i was like, "Supricky, DaveDays is gonna drive."
We picked up Tim DeLaGhetto from the suburb up the block. I stayed soundly awake listening to FluffEEtalk.
(It's a youtube party, It's a youtube party...) 
Dave got restless so he took another road. 
he put the petal to the metal with his ThunderFoot. He lost control of the wheel and the car started to skid. WHATTHEBUCK! I can't die. I gotta LIVELAVALIVE.
We pulled up to the club and you wouldn't believe it.
the place was tightly packed like LisaNova's cleavage.
the music made me bad. it was more than I could handle 
til the DJ changed the station [bad word] Channel.
I was actin like a shaytard, dancin with my friends
when a hottie rolled up and said, "Hey it's brent."
My name is Ray but I could tell she was a lonely girl. [bad word] nerd who would let me go home with her. 
She was a princess. she kinda looked Venetian.
I was so hot for words I could barely keep the heat in. 
charles trippy appeared when I was feeling like a tool right. He passed me a beer, I thought, "Charlie is so cool like." 
Still I hesitated and a pause and a Vlog brother yelled, 
"Don't forget to be awesome." and I didn't cuz she was so fine like hurricane aubrey she was tearin up the coast line.
(it's a youtube party, it's a youtube party.) 
She said, "youre cooler than jeffery and youre ier than phil. why don't we happyslip back to my apartment and chill." 
and I was like, "Jaaaaa." Cuz i'm a supermac.
I always text back cuz she's way too cute for that. 
I flagged the weezy waiter and asked for the check.
I heard a voice from the back screamin, "HAY IT'S FRED!" [bad word]  even fred showed up.
Kev Jumba came from nowhere and punched him in his jaw with a swiftkaratechop.
he was crazy like, "Waaaa."
I used my phone to call my ride back home with mr. Tay Zonday 
who was singin his own song like, "Chocolate rain. 
Some stay dry and others feel the pain...
I forgot Smosh dude