I got a riddle, what?s little and talks big 
with midget arms and creamy
white filling in the middle
that?ll do anything to throw dirt on my name
if it means walking the whole Mediterranean
isn?t he Albanian, Armenian, Iranan, Tazmanian,
No he?s name?s Raymond and oh, oh sorry yo
So sorry woow, but that was a long time ago
When I was just joe shmo,
rapping in joe blow?s basement
I apologized for? it before, so
Either accept it or you don?t
And let?s move on, if I aint shown that I?ve grown
Then get the bone, keep licking these nuts,
You industry mutts, keep walking 
around sniffing each other?s butts
Or should I say asses?
what would be the more politically 
correct term to use for the masses?
The question I ask is. 
How can I explain this?
How can I swing this, in English language?
If I switch to slang and turn mayn to mayn
Do I do it in vein, or simply to entertain?
I being real or am I being fake
I just a fraud or am I [bad word] genuine 
Or am I caught up in this hot water
Woady on my daughter I told you I love this culture
don?t let em insult ya, I?ma tell you one more ?gain
this is the environment I was brought up ?in
but every now and ?then, I use my ?pen
to get rid of some [bad word]  or should I say ?tion?
this is just another one of my subliminal ways to racism
you?re face is numb, you?re stunned you look as cold
like that of a man who?s 70 some years old
and it only gets colder, which is why I understand
it can?t be mad at a forty four fan
with a chip on his shoulder
who only owns half of a magazine, 
and the only way to have it seen
is to put me on the front of it again
only think that makes him grin, is to see me frown
papa can?t stand me, papa needs to take 
his medication and sit the [bad word] down
in his new chair that goes round and round
that he bought from new money of his bank account
that I get him every issue when the [bad word] out
sit back and let his puffy clown [bad word] out
and let his black side arm wrestle his white side
yell apartheid loud enough that he might slide
he might find someone dumb enough who might ride
but aint nobody over here buying two white guys
disguised as pro-black there?s no slack 
for a Harward college grad.
In a [bad word] hat and a hunch bag, 
standing by the clearence coat rack
And some RSO throwbacks, yeah

Shady in the place to be seen 
and I got what it takes to roc the mic right
still not gonna cater to these punks [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] lips hatin’ mixed [bad word]