Pete: I was born to cheat and lie 

I'm a mean rotten guy 

When you ask me why I'm nasty, here's my reason why 

At that stork delivery mommy screamed 

(Pete's Mother Impression): Woe is me, such a dork. 

Hey, Mr. Stork 

Behold my misery 

Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob, Pete's a nasty naughty slob 

Pete (normal voice): Can it sister, I'm the mister who will get the job 

So I'm nasty I'm no good 

I'll be king, knock on wood 

I'll impress ya, though I'm just [bad word] lowly hood ha! 

If you can't be loved be feared 

Don't get shoved, sheep get smeared 

Be the king pull the string 

Or else you might get speared 

I'm so happy I could dance, seize my change, I'll advance  [bad word] and cheer me, love and fear me, 

Petey's King of France (seven second [bad word]   [bad word] and cheer me, love and fear me 

Petey's King of Fraaaaaaaaaaaance 

(Er, why'd the music stop?)