I'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine
is back on track with his taco bell girlfriend
maybe i'll listen to back in black again
and write more letters that i'll never send

and pretend i'm going for a drive
and pretend i'm driving on I-5
and pretend i'm drinking five alive
and soon you will arrive

and say you're my hippie i'll say i'm your hippie
we'll giggle and cuddle and always be happy
we'll never go crazy we'll never feel crappy
we'll never feel crappy we'll always be happy

and you and me will be whirlwinds of danger
we'll crash on our bikes and take candy from strangers
i'll sleep on the top bunk you'll sleep in the manger
the odds always upstage the wager

i'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine's
back in the sack with his burger king girlfriend
maybe i'll play tekken 2 all alone again
hold down select and then laff at big heads

so please be my hippie i'm nobody's hippie
we'll smoke some patchouli our lives will be trippy
i try to be mallory but i'm still skippy
we'll freebase tamari like pat benatari

i'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine
is back on track with his taco bell girlfriend
maybe i'll listen to back in black again
and write more letters that i'll never send
and write more letters that i'll never send