(Holder/Lea)
You know how to skweeze me Oh Oh you know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know
when a girl's meaning yes, she says no.
You [bad word] talk you got one walk, all your jokes are blue
You've got long nails you tell tall tales, some you think are [bad word] 

 [bad word] 
And there's nowhere to go you won't go
If there's nowhere [bad word] you go slow
If you move up to me then I'll show you the way
Then you'll know how to skweeze me Oh Oh
you know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you'd might like to know
how to skweeze me Oh Oh
You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know
when a girl's meaning yes, she says no.

You got a sweet tongue you sing love songs,
Can't you learn to spell
take me back 'ome you got it all wrong
'Cos we sing that as well

 [bad word] 

You know how to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know
How to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know
when a girl's meaning yes, she says no.

You know how to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know

How to skweeze me Oh Oh You know how to pleeze me Oh Oh
you're learnin' it easy Oh Oh
And I thought you might like to know