There's a skeleton in everybody's closet
I can think of one or two in my own room
But I would like to introduce them both to you
You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom

 [bad word] 
'Cause you're so kind
I know you would not mind
You'd send away the ghosts that haunt me now
And the things I fear
Just wouldn't seem so near
And when I stroll out late at night
There would be nothing rattling at my [bad word] 

There are nights when all my aching bones won't let me sleep
And [bad word] to plague me as I lie in bed
But I know if you were sleeping there beside me then
That you could fend them off and they would let me rest

There are nights
When the [bad word] howling through my old place
I have dreams
And I wake up with the sweat pouring down my face
And I wait till the [bad word] 

There [bad word] a time I fear when all my days are done
And they [bad word] collect my corpse and bury me
And then I hope [bad word] over to the Other Side
To join me in our new life, keep [bad word]