Chocolate on my fingers, icing on my lips
 Sugar diabetes and blubber on my hips
 I keep the night light burning in the kitchen baby
 So i can go downstairs and [bad word] 
 I got them Oreo Crème sandwich
 Chocolate covered crème filled cookie blues

 I hide'em in a cabinet, i keep'em in a jar
 For emergency’s you know i keep'em in the 
 [bad word] of my car
 And i can't live without'em
 They git' me higher than i can get on booze
 I got them Oreo Crème sandwich
 Chocolate covered crème filled cookie blues

 Doctor says i’m crazy
 You better give'em up and quick
 Or you’ll be pushing up daisies because 
 Boy you definitely sick
 I couldn't quit if i wanted to
 Yeah i don't wanna lose
 It's them Oreo Crème sandwich
 Chocolate cover creme filled cookie
 Built by Nabisco, ain't no rookie
 Next best thang to nookie blues