Me and Yelawolf, tear the roof, off this [bad word] 
You ain't got the umph, you're a hoof, to the foot of an elephant
Hello tuts, you look so eloquent, that's what I tell a [bad word] [bad word] sit up front cause you're kickin' my seat and I'm trying to the tell the cashier what I want!
They say I act like an [bad word]  when I pull up at the White Castle
And I ask for an appli-cation, throw it back in her face an'
Tell the [bad word] I'm a rapper, then I wack her in the head with a Whopper
That I bought from BK, you expect me to be proper?
 [bad word] you better pop in a CD of me immediately, [bad word]  HO
Skidda dee da da. Prada? Nadda
Chance I was thinkin' about buying you some clothes
But Target was closed so I decided to mosey on over to K-Mart
But the doors..was locked, what about some shoes I thought
Great I suppose, so I go to Payless but what'dya know
They don't carry a size 8 in HOES! ...Oh!
This is ugly boy swag (yeah), puttin' toe tags
On you [bad word] ho bags, what a trailer trash pi-o-neer
I am here, that's why I'm here
I don't got a rhyme book it's more like a [bad word] #39; diary of diareah!
Me, Yelawolf and Gangsta Boo came here to show you a thing or two
'Bout sign language, middle fingers aimed at you so we don't gotta SCREAM AT YOU!
Ow! I just bit my bottom lip, it was an accident
I went to go tell 'em all to go get BUCKED
But I'm not gonna bite my tongue, little [bad word] throw it up.