Holy [bad word]  what is this?
Forged in God's very flames.

Do my eyes tell me lies,
new Elder Scrolls Game?

Time is nigh, I must fly,
Venture forth on my quest.

Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa
And goodbye Girlfriend's [bad word] 

I'll be off Azeroth, catch you later [bad word] 
I'll be gone Albion, I'm no longer your fool.

Other [bad word] filled the gap
While I waited to begin...

The adventure of my life
in the land of Skyrim!