Saturday is shopping day
I drive my car but there's no place to park it
No respect for superman in supermarket
I guess there must be trouble but I not been alerted
Looking round the store it was all deserted and I'm
Stranded here with my empty basket
So full of question but nowhere to ask it

By the one way out
Strange voice shout
"Don't let that good man out!"

"Have a wonderful day in a one-way world"
One way, one day
"Have a wonderful day in a one-way world"
One way, one day
One-way man
One-way mind
Get along with mankind"

Oh, there's an old man on the floor, so I summon my charm
I say "hey scumbag, has there been an alarm?"
He said, "Yeh, been selling off eternal youth
They all got afraid 'cos I'm the living proof
My name is Einstein do you know time is a curve??
I said "stop old man! You got a nerve
'Cos there's only [bad word] that I observe
Time is money and money I serve"

By the one way out
Strange voice shout
Don't let that good man out!

Have a wonderful day in a one-way world
One-way, one day
Have a wonderful day in a one-way world
One-way, one day
Have a wonderful day in a one-way world
One-way, one day 
One-way man
One-way mind
Get along with mankind
One-way man
One-way mind
Get along with mankind