Look like a girl but I think like a guy
 Not ladylike to behave like a slime
 Easy to be sleazy when you've got a filthy mind
 You stick to your yogurts
 I'll stick to my apple pie

 Girls are not meant to fight dirty
 Never look a day past thirty
 Not gonna bend over and curtsy for you

 Is there any possibility
 You'll quit gossiping about me
 To hide your insecurities
 All you say is "blah, blah"

 Girls they never befriend me
 Because I fall asleep when they speak
 Of all the calories they eat
 All they say is "na na na na na" (na na na na na)
 All they say is "na na na" (na na na na na)

 Girls, oh girls, wag your tails to the beat
 Of Girls Aloud, oh the journos in heat
 Write such good stories
 Oh their mothers must be proud
 Making money of your insecurity and doubt

 Girls are not meant to fight dirty
 Never look a day past thirty
 Not gonna bend over and curtsey for you

 Is there any possibility
 You'll quit gossiping about me
 To hide your insecurities
 All you say is "blah, blah"

 Girls they never hear from me
 Because I fall asleep when they speak
 Of all the calories they eat
 All they say is "na na na na na" (na na na na na)
 All they say is "na na na na na" (na na na na na)

 I feel I've been riding in a fast car
 Burning dirty gas won't get you that far
 I feel I've been riding up the wrong path
 But I'm gonna make sure I get the last laugh

 Is there any possibility
 You'll quit gossiping about me
 To hide your insecurities
 All you say is "blah, blah"

 Girls they never befriend me
 Because I fall asleep when they speak
 Of all the calories they eat
 All they say is "na na na na na" (na na na na na)
 All they say is "na na na" (na na na na na)

 Girls, wag your tails to the beat (na na na na na)