I've been driving in my car, it's not quite a jaguar 
I bought it in primrose hill from a bloke from brazil 
It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the tyne 
It says morris on the door, the g.p.o. owned it before 
I drive in it for my job, the governor calls me a slob 
But I don't really care, give me some gas and the open air 

It's a bit old but it's mine, I mend it in my spare time 
Just last week I changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil 
Just last week I changed the oil 
Last week it went round the clock, I also had a little knock 
I dented somebody's fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha ha 

I've been driving in my car, it don't look much but I've been far 
I drive up to muswell hill, I've even been to selsey bill 
I drove along the a45, I had her up to 58 
This copper stopped me the other day, you're mistaken what could I say 
The tyres were a little worn, they were o.k., I could have sworn 
I like driving in my car, I'm satisfied I've got this far 

I like driving in my car, it don't look much but I've been far 
I like driving in my car, even with a flat tyre 
I like driving in my car, it's not quite a jaguar 
I like driving in my car, I'm satisfied I've got this far