She wriggles and she wraggles,
she jiggles and she jaggles,
you stand and watch her pass by,
your line of vision [bad word] eye,

you think that cause she smiles,
that you turn all her dials,
but you don't see them later,
while in the elevator,

you nag her and you swagger,
you think you're gonna shag her,
a man about the town-a,
get funky, let's get down-a,
machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa,
but you have got no class, no style,
no social skills, [bad word]  [bad word] I can't deal with this idiot,
yeah I must admit that
he's a punk [bad word] [bad word] 
You open up your mouth-a,
amazed at [bad word] out-a Its just a testimony,
that you're full of bologna,
that you're a stupid [bad word] [bad word] 

a meathead, guido, pass-gas, that you have got no class, no style, no social skills, [bad word] 
Repeat [bad word] 2X

You know you want to spangle, but you can't seem to angle, one gives you attitude-a, your reason to [bad word] a, you think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa, you have got no class, no style, no social skills, [bad word] You open up your mouth-a, amazed at [bad word] out-a It's just a testimony, that you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid [bad word] [bad word]  a meathead, guido, pass gas, but you have got no class, no style, no social skills, [bad word]