I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day
For the last [bad word] month

i get me some
 [bad word] no i ain't gettin me none
Im sitting back wards my toilet That's where i am
Slammin My salami just has hard as i can

I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day
For the last [bad word] month

I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day
For the last [bad word] month

I just can't seem to find me a woman who's willin enough
So here i am sitting backwards on my camo
Chokin my chicken tryin to blow my load

I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day
For the last [bad word] month

Hot pants, hot blood, hot rocks, hard on, hot nuts
Im going through the dry spell from [bad word] right now
So every chance i get [bad word] one out

I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day
For the last [bad word] month

Well i been beaten my meat 4 times a day all month
Now all the pages in all my nudy books are all stuck shut
I been spankin my monkey all [bad word] month long
I should be blind as a bat and have two hairy palms

I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day
For the last [bad word] month

I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day
For the last [bad word] month