I want a new [bad word] 
One that won't make me sick
One that won' make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick

I want a new [bad word] 
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you

I want a new [bad word] 
One that won't spill
One that don't cost too much
 [bad word] in a pill

I want a new [bad word] 
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you baby

I want a new [bad word] 
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

I want a new [bad word] 
One with no doubt
One that won't make me talk too much
Or make my face break out

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you