You've gotta have rain
to have a rainbow
You've gotta have [bad word] To have a [bad word] in your mouth
You've gotta skin a rich kid
to wear a rich kid suit
And you’ve gotta know by now I think you’re cute
And you've got to want to [bad word] me
And you've got to want to eat my puss-y
And you've got to want to suck my [bad word] off

The problem with kids today is they’re
Always thinkin’ bout getting laid
When they should just play some games
Like stick the [bad word] in the hole
And you wanna know something grand?
The other night I met a guy named Chad
And he liked doing other things
Like playing hockey YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH NO
And I hear you got a digeridoo
And ah a Djembe too
Why don’t [bad word] over and jam?
Hey… remember that time you [bad word] the jelly?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO!

Then came two
Me and you
You and me
And we’re standing on our feet
Then came she
Then came he
They were we
Now we’re flyin’ on our wings
Into the night
We took our might
Black or white
With the power of our dreams, the power of our dreams

You've gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet
She takes her coffee with a cigarette
She misses people she hasn’t even met
She is me and you are listening to me sing
And you’ve got to want to [bad word] me
And you’ve gotta want to tickle my peeney
And you’ve gotta want [bad word] my vagiiineeeey

Hey, after this who wants to go [bad word] in a condom?
If you [bad word]  do, say “Cha cha cha.”
AUDIENCE: “CHA CHA CHA”

ADAM AND KIMYA: “Imperial Margarine- because we like it.”