She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance
 So he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the finance
 Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?
 This is the story of [bad word]  pimp & circumstance

 She was older but rich [bad word]  She'd drop a thousand dollars at the saloon just 2 get her hair did
 He was good [bad word]  better in the bunk
 She laced him with a crib in Paris, he hipped her 2 the funk

 Way 2 fine he was 4 her
 dirty dog in expensive fur
 As long as she's providing chips and whips
 We can do this funky thang
 As long as she was playing the host
 He figured he would make the most of them hips and lips
 He hooked her up, rocked her coast 2 coast

 Ugly...
 So ugly, rich [bad word]  She's dropped a couple hundred thousand dollars on a silver whip
 Just 2 match the color of her hair
 She said "Eye got plenty of what U need.
 Put the spoon down honey, c'mon, let mama feed U"

 She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance
 So he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the finance
 Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?
 This is the story of [bad word]  pimp & circumstance

 Where was Eye? Oh yeah...
 gentleman he was
 He never spoke about her nose
 So prominent because in the dark it'd glow
 If she was only tan instead of so lily white
 Her name was Doris but he called her "Fluo"
 As in "-Rescent" - That ain't right
 Fluorescent every night
 situation bound 2 fail
 As sure a Doris' skin was pale

 Money might talk, but what does it say?
 U better get busy if U wanna get paid
 "Boy, Eye was fine back in the day"

 She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance
 So he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the finance
 Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?
 That's the story of [bad word]  pimp & circumstance
 Now, dance

 Dance

 He spent her money oh so well
 Take a bath in cold Kristal
 He took a trip 2 burn an old flame in 'Frisco, like wow
 But Doris caught him in her arms
 She [bad word] her shoulders and said "No harm"
 Just put Ur name on this pre-nup and we can all hit the disco

 She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance
 So he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the finance
 Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?
 This is the story of [bad word]  pimp & circumstance

 She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance
 So he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the finance
 Who's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?
 This is the story of [bad word]  pimp & circumstance
 Now, dance

 Dance