Hey kids!  Cirno's Perfect Math Class is about to [bad word] and do your best, if you wanna be smrt like me!

Twinkle Twinkle  Little Starry Diamond
Glory Glory  get to study at the school of your choice! 
Prodigal genious  Aiming for the top!  Go Go!!

Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
Wha-  Hey!  I'm not a dummy!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
The one who's calling a dummy, is the dummy!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
Whaddaya want?  Shut up you idiot!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy
teretteretteretterette ttet
te tte tte ttere~

bus carrying three people at first, drove from Koumakan.
When it made a stop at Hakugyokurou, one passenger came down and a half-person hopped in.
Then at Yakumo's place, two people got off, so how many people are left on the bus?
The answer is? The answer is? Nobody! Nobody!
And why is that? Because...
THERE ARE NO FRIGGIN' BUSES IN GENSOKYO!

Don't need any climax, ending or purpose
Just be the char that grabs all the attention!
Anything's possible  if you're in shop-tape!  1, 2, 9!!!

The clock hand goes-a-twirlin', your head goes-a-whirlin'
But you only have two pairs of eyeballs
So handling three needles is  unpossible
The questions [bad word] thick and fast, let us get on with the lesson
In this frozen classroom
Please ignore the time  and the chilly atmosphere
Just take it easy!

Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
Didn't I told you before that I am NOT dumb?!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
Stop or I'll zero-sub you!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
And smash you to pieces and leave you to die!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy
teretteretteretterette ttet
te tte tte ttere~

Reimu's vase that was worth a million yen was broken by someone. (Eeeeek!)
Eientei's Eirin came over to pay for the damage.
But mischievious Tewi looks suspicious. So how much was the reparations in total?
The answer is? The answer is? Zero! Zero!
And why is that? Because...
THE VASE IS CAKE AND THE CAKE IS LIE!

Beyond the realm [bad word] sense
The [bad word] of the world are there to be holed
Unlock the secret number: 1, 2, 9!!!

Giggling so hysterically
She's laughing her head off
So annoying! That Inaba rabbit has the least sense of being cute
But all the Touhou [bad word] flocking in to see her
million views already?
Liek, what the heck?
You guys [bad word] sick.
If there's anything to say then
I salute the guys who hosted the vids.

Oh I get it! All of you are just jealous of my sheer ingeniousness.
Sigh, I guess it can't be helped.
Alright listen up, I'm gonna show you
teeny weeny bit of my clever top-sekret methods!

All the all the all the all the all the all the wisdom
Gathered gathered gathered gathered gathered gathered bundled
Still can't still can't still can't still can't still can't still can't
Beat my brillaint brians brians brians brians brians brians
Take baby take baby take baby take baby take baby take baby
From the candy candy candy candy candy candy
I am I am I am I am I am I am  flawless
e.i.e.i.e.i.e.i.e.i.e.i.  perfection
Hundred ten gajillion thousand  just right!

Don't need any climax, ending or purpose
Just be the char that grabs all the attention!
Anything's possible  if you're in shop-tape!  1, 2, 9!!!

The clock hand goes-a-twirlin', your head goes-a-whirlin'
But you only have two pairs of eyeballs
So handling three needles is  unpossible
The questions [bad word] thick and fast, let us get on with the lesson
In this frozen classroom
Please ignore the time  and the chilly atmosphere
Just take it easy!