Background Voice: It's spa day,
day to unwind.
We'll walk on your spine.
We'll be kind.

Background Voice/Ferb: It's—

Ferb: Spa Day!
Phineas: Yeah!
Ferb: P 'n on the scene!
Gonna slather you with mud and make you feel like a queen.
Got you sittin' in the hot tub.
Fireside Girls: Loungin'!
Ferb: You're thinkin' this place is a—
Fireside Girls: —stoundin'!
Ferb: Hot steam! Hot stones! Hot water! Hot wax!
We're pipin' cool new age music, can't help but relax!

(relaxing music plays)

It's a spa day.
Phineas: Yeah!
Ferb: Shiatsu.
Phineas: Gesundheit!
Ferb: Thank you very much.
We got a salt [bad word]  a mud tub; what's it gonna be?
foot bath, a facial, aromatherapy.
Phineas and Ferb: (both inhale deeply) Yeah...
Aromatherapy!

Ferb: It's spa day!
Phineas: Yeah!
Ferb: Shiatsu!
Male Voice: Where ya from?
Masseur: I'm Pennsylvania-Dutch.
Ferb: Sippin' cucumber water and a big slice of lime.
Throw your clock away, you're on P 'n time. It's a—
Background Voice: Spa daaay...